我同父親既另類"溝通"

我父親既低清製作，圖為我家姐既BB沙律妹Charlotte

估唔到，人大左開始珍惜父母，同父親竟然能透過電郵有如此另類既"溝通"
事源我父母要去英國遊玩兩星期，無人看屋，我奉命要回家，因為我家既雪櫃底會浸水，任務是要定時定候倒水。所以落得e-mail對話如下:

父 : test
父 : OK
家姐 : Testing for what?
父 :U may notice I've got a new E-mail address of leilodau@xxx.
I may contact with U using this one while I'm in Lon.

父 : I shall

depart 航班時間 xxxxxxxxxxxx
arr 航班時間 xxxxxxxxxxxx

Pse treat this as a strictly confidential information and inform Charlotte to pick me up at
the airport. Don't forget to bring along her bottle of milk, Ha! Ha!

我 : (開始插咀)The strictly confidential information has been hacked
by the son of leilodau. Prepared for the wonderful journey, and your door get bursted in!!

Son of leilodau

父 : Choi ! Choi! Choi!

Please report it to the Police immediately and also inform Uncle to claim insurance
for us should this happens.

我 : The military police reported: Either door get bursted in
or end up with a pool under your fridge.

The insurance agency said, unless you buy a so-called
"Paid your son a 掩口費" Insurance bond for your relieved journey!!

Son of leilodau

父 : Ha! Ha! I've got this E-mail which will be presented in court as an evidence
for blackmailing Leilodau. Be prepared for the worst.

But don't forget to clear the water tray for the fridge at least once every three days
to avoid committing the more severe crime.

我 : 正所謂
法律界有法律"罅"，
雪櫃底有水浸"啦"!
更何況
真金不怕紅爐火，
如果唔係
連去舅父屋企都要帶酒飲既"酒佬"!
你地又使咩避開至搭飛機"走嚕"!

待續...